The other day my son started hollering in a panicked voice from the washroom. My husband went rushing to his side to see what in the heck was going on.
Turns out the poor kid had an accident . . . and there was pee everywhere.
"What happened?" my husband asked in disbelief.
"It was stuck!" sobbed my son.
"What do you mean, it was stuck?" my husband asked.
"My penis was stuck - you know - on the thing that holds it" wailed my son.
Darn nuts anways. Oh well, at least I got a free bathroom clean out of the deal.