A couple of weeks ago we dropped E off at choir, then headed back outside to enjoy some fresh air and activity until she was done.
About 20 minutes later, B decided he needed to use the bathroom "Really, REALLY BAD", so I took him back inside the church to use the 'facilities'.
Because the men's room was occupied, and he was squirming more than Rob Ford* at a press conference, I suggested he use the ladies room. After
As soon as he was done, I
At which point I was grateful for three things:
The woman seated directly across the hall from the washroom kindly averted her eyes and saved her laughter for later.
All the squats I've been doing over the past two years have obviously paid off. I was able to
|Image Credit: Mike Talma (you can see my pathetic attempt I erased before asking him for help)|
Good thing I was wearing my fancy red boots and skinny jeans that day.
Also - what the heck is with my arms?!?
I managed to hold in my sneeze until AFTER I scooted back to the toilet and sat down (those of you who have children will understand what I mean)
The moral of this story?
My red boots look hot and might help me turn into Wonder Woman when faced with a challenge. That, and 6 year old boys suck.
*If for some reason you live under a rock and don't know who Rob Ford is, I suggest you google him.